Showing posts with label it sure is hot in here. Show all posts
Showing posts with label it sure is hot in here. Show all posts

Monday, July 25, 2016

Going with the Flow

Susquehanna River, 2016
Here we are, just saying hello. I've lost the thread and won't say that I have picked it up again, but will make an effort in that direction. The humid weight of summer weighs down, one day at a time, until there are no days left. As the last days of July flow into August, the light and leaves turn dusky with time. There is only this as it always has been, as the pull of summer tries to eke out one more day, or many. Thirsty to hold as much water in my hands as I can, I know it won't wait for me. 

Monday, February 23, 2015

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Sunday Sauna, A Bit Late

Two saunas ago I heard this gem:

"One time I portaged a canoe about a mile and half during the Fourth of July parade. The only bad part was that they were only going about four miles an hour and kept stopping and starting. It wasn't that bad." 

-Mike

I'm not kidding, you really can't make this stuff up. 

Monday, February 24, 2014

Sunday Sauna - A Paraphrase

"As dawn would break the gray squirrels would climb into our walnut tree and start carrying away the walnuts. They never looked up into the tree as they were going up, so I used to take my 22 loaded with ratshot and climb into the tree...And then I dusted them." (said in dramatic gravelly Batman voice)

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Sunday Sauna

Oh man this is priceless...

"I had a memorable quote to bring to the sauna but I can't remember it." 

- Paul G. 

Saturday Sauna

"We talked about neti pots and everything was fine"

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Sunday Sauna

"A sprouted seed is much more beneficial to your body than an unsprouted seed." 

Take it for what it's worth. 

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Saturday Sauna

There was a sauna on Saturday instead of Sunday, which broke tradition for the first time in a long while. Sunday seems like the right day to sweat it out and start fresh for the week, although I would definitely not consider myself to be fresh right after a sauna. In fact, this is the time in my life when I most emulate the qualities of a skunk.

I was thinking about the health benefits and all that stuff that a sauna is supposed to do for you, but those things aren't really why I go. I love the chance to just sit there with your friend or dad or kid, although the kids don't usually last that long. You get to sit there with this person and just be together, sweating in unison. There are no distractions like the TV or the radio or the iPad to pull you away from what you have to say to each other. I guess because there are so few times in my life that I am ever alone or free of those distractions, this time is all the more precious. I'm not sure that anything ever gets solved in the sauna but it sure is worth it to try.

The times where I have occasionally been stood up in the sauna have been few, but have also had their own special luster. It's like the water-free version of a soak in the tub where you can read your book or do some yoga as long as you don't fall off the bench and burn your hair on the stove. It just may be one of my favorite things. 

A few weeks ago I had an idea to post the funniest thing that was said in the sauna for the week. One of the regulars was a bit concerned about the rule that "what happens in the sauna stays in the sauna," so I said I would be sure to change the names of those involved so no one was incriminated. That makes it sound like we are up to some serious shenanigans in there! I promise, we're not. Usually. 

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Sunday Sauna


P: "This guy was so smart that he could take the S.A.T.'s and get a hundred."

G: "Well, that's not very good." 

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Sunday Sauna

"You are the least flaky new-age person I know. You are Legit."

-J.C.